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Previously on Get Cluck'd

Episode 12 - Trump  Show

Episode 11 - $88.3 Million

Episode 10 - Who the Cluck?

Episode 9 - Nextboor crAPP

Episode 8 - Biden's Beauty Tips

Episode 7 - Trump's Tax Tips

Happy New Years!

Happy Holidays!

Episode 6 - Starting a Business

Episode 5 - Online Privacy

Episode 4 - The Secret to Length

Happy Thanksgiving

 Episode 3 -  Content Calendar

Episode 2 - TikTok 101

Episode 1 - How to do Social

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Clucky's Life: A Tale of Feathers, Fowls, and Follies:
Clucky ss a Chick
Once upon a time, in the pecking order of life, I, Clucky, emerged from my eggshell into a world filled with both feathers of joy and the shadows of the coop. My early days were spent in the warmth of the brooder, a sanctuary of clucking dreams and cozy straw nests. Little did I know, life had a beakload of surprises in store.

The coop was bustling with sibling rivalry, as we chicks scrambled for the most sought-after worms and coveted perches. My first heartbreak came when my favorite worm slipped away into the beak of a faster, feathery flirt. Oh, the sorrow of unrequited pecks!


As adolescence dawned, I faced the harsh reality of the pecking order. The bully hens made my life an eggscruciating ordeal. Feathers were ruffled, and I became the underbeak in a series of poultry melodramas. The world was not all sunshine and corn kernels.

But fear not, dear reader, for even in the darkest of coops, Clucky found solace in the absurdity of chicken life. I discovered the therapeutic value of dust baths, the art of synchronized wing flapping, and the joy of squawking at the moon. My comedic talents flourished, and I became the class clown of the coop.

With each sunrise, I faced the day with a cluck and a smile, determined to wing it through life. My journey took a turn when I stumbled upon the world of social media. Inspired by the allure of the virtual roost, I spread my wings and ventured into the realm of online clucktivity.
Through Instagram, Twitter, and the legendary TikTok, I shared the tales of my coop escapades. The virtual feathers flocked together, and Clucky became an internet sensation. From eggstraordinary dance moves to eggsplosive tweets, my online presence soared higher than a flightless chicken's aspirations.

But let's not forget the yolk of my mistakes. I once tweeted "Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!" Only to be met with a sea of facepalming emojis. Oh, the shame of a fowl joke gone wrong!

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As the chapters of my life continue to unfold, I embrace the highs and lows with a cluck and a wing shrug. For in the grand saga of Clucky, every peck, stumble, and misstep has shaped the quirky, feathered philosopher you see today.

So, dear reader, join me on this eggstraordinary journey through the ups and downs, the feathers and faux pas, as we navigate the hilariously unpredictable world of Clucky! May your days be sunny-side up, and your laughs as infectious as a coop-wide case of chicken giggles!  And so that's my Cluck'n Story!  And I am stick'n to it!  - The Cluckster

 Clucky's Stoopid Chicken Jokes:
Clucky crosses the road

Why does the rooster dostand-up comedy?
Because he has a talent for cracking yokes!
Chicken crosses the road
Why did the chicken go to H&R Block?

It need help claiming it's fowl deductions!
Clucky Ouija Board
Clucky crosses the road
What do you call a chicken telling jokes?

A comedi-hen!
Chicken crosses the road
Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Because it wanted to talk to the other side!
Clucky Ouija Board
Clucky drum kit
Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drum sticks and wanted to beat out the competition!
Chicken crosses the road
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion!
Clucky crosses the road
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